Meet the New Boss
Same as the Old Boss…
Thank God Pete Townshend is too deaf to hear about Obama’s “Dream Team” Cabinet of IMF/World Bank Clinton pukes.
Not a single progressive voice in the lot. Vapid, party hacks full of old ideas, failed thinking and business as usual. Clinton backwash and the status quo, as far as the eye can see...
Surprised? You shouldn’t be. Not unless you’re under 30 and still too short to get up on your tippy-toes to read the writing on the centrist wall. And if you are a left-leaner under 30, CONGRATULATIONS!!! GET READY FOR THE REAL OBAMA!
Why so many young voters for Obama? Well, consider first every single left leaning American UNDER 30 years old had yet to vote as a winner in an election until Obama!
If you were born in 1979, you turned 18 in ’97, one year too late to get your voting feet wet riding Clinton’s* coattails to a second term. Your first voting opportunity and first beatdown wasn’t until Bush**/Gore in 2000 at 21. Now add 4 more for the Bush/Kerry*** debacle (running your personal beatdown tally to 2) and 4 more spent drooling over Hillary until Obama stole the ring in Iowa, and Obama’s minion’s are everyone from 18-29; just about everyone too young to remember Clinton was the best Republican ever!
NEWSFLASH FOR THE YOUNG AND GULLIBLE!!!!! ----- Obama will… change nothing. For an entire nation of left-leaners under 30 who have just hung their first winning chad, Obama will become the dem who disillusioned them on two-party politics, just as Clinton did to us a generation previously.
Just as Clinton rewarded his lefty dreamers with NAFTA, changed welfare to warfare, committed war crimes, bombed the innocent, and gave away the Earth to big biz and nobody screamed but us lefty “purists,” so too will Obama squander his 8 years atop the good ship Empire, continuing our present course toward the shoals of 3rd World status in our hopeless, old world pursuit as some sort of lone hegemonic superpower with unrivalled leverage in world activities…
For any still harboring “hope” Obama is a progressive, foreword thinking individual, enjoy instead an uncle tom house negro for big business, privatization, war, hegemonic delusions and unremitting population growth. They’ll see, should they pay attention long enough to check the record 8 long years from now when most turn from 32 to 26…
What a waste of a mandate too…This guy crushed McCain, despite his color, name, all of it.
The name especially- his first name a dead ringer for “Iraq” his middle “Hussein” and his last a ringer for “Osama”- (I guess “Schmietnam Vladimir Mattergate” was already taken) and he CRUSHED McCAIN (the war hero); all that and Barack can’t reach a little higher than Rubin and Summers?
Hence, Obama has earned his nickname from me before his odyssey even begins...
“O-Bummer.”
Not because I’m surprised; I’ve been calling this guy a house negro way before Al Qaida made it hip by quoting Malcolm X, but because over the course of the next 8 years, waiting for this squid to take decisive action and coming up snake eyes, the young, glassy eyed minions who adore him now will see his true color as... yellow. Shiny, bright, luminescent, center of the road yellow...
Hey everyone let’s welcome Obama’s economic solution - The new Keynes-stone cops duo of Rubin and Summers!!! Tomfoolery abounds and hilarity ensues when previously failed IMF/World Bank models implemented globally are enacted writ large upon our own populace!
"This week on a very special Name That Tumor, Look out for Jugdish, HE'S GOT 3 HEADS!!!!"
Let me give away the ending- the poor lose. Larry and Robert believe radioactive toxic waste is not something to be abolished, but rather to be exported to the poorest countries around the globe. And, having recently loaned money to many of them by virtue of stints at the WB/IMF (for exorbitant interest rates and the opportunity to privatize their abundant resources), who better then Larry and Robert to keep tabs on a running tally of world’s most downtrodden?
Same old shit… Privatize water, power, food, transportation for rich corporations and socialize their costs to poor schlubs like us with poisons, bailouts, subsidies… This is “Hope” and “Change?” What an O-bummer… This nickname isn’t like “The Turtle,” for Bush II, which was an instant success and took me 3 years to get to, but “O-bummer” is kind of a creeper… As his record of complicity grows, so will the name… He’ll fit it like a glove in 6 years and by the end of O-Bummer’s second term, the Keynes stones cops will have him peddling junk bonds for air masks to gated communities still sold on “clean coal technology”. Clean-coal? Really? There’s 2 words that go together… like "Bible and Camp" Ask any poor kid who's ever been to one if bible and camp go together, and ask any local water supply how clean coal really is...
Show me some clean coal and I’ll show you a dirty little secret…
Speaking of complicity, nothing to say yet on the “Arabs-in-a-barrel” Hamas target practice goings on in Gaza these days, Mr. Incoming? At least tell the Jews if they want to eliminate their culture’s biggest suicide bomber, they’re looking in the wrong place…
“Hope” may be Obama’s catch all, but to anyone paying attention - hope’s only relevance to O-Bummer is that he’s its Waterloo…
*Clinton is "Hummer"; for both the obvious and for the damage he did to the
environment...
** Bush will forever be “the turtle” because Bush, just like the turtle, is one of Nature’s little miracles… Bush has enjoyed his head so far up his own ass for so long, I’ve become convinced there is no way he could still be alive... unless, he too, had somehow developed this incredible, ass-breathing technology, stolen straight from turtle kingdom after numerous experiments in Hanger 54...
***Remember this boob? Talk about an even BIGGER mandate drop, Kerry turned from THE credible anti-war voice to demanding MORE troops then BUSH! Kerry, the Pro-War Democrat… Nice ring, huh? Show me a “pro-war democrat” and I’ll show you a “pro-cock dyke” Insanity…Had he won, he was qued up for me as "President Botox..."
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